Kravitz v Lady
IN THE UNITED STATES DISTRICT COURT
FOR THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA
LOS ANGELES DIVISION
FOR THE SOUTHERN DISTRICT OF CALIFORNIA
LOS ANGELES DIVISION
LENNY KRAVITZ,
Plaintiff
vs.
LADY, AKA "LITTLE LADY", "SUPER LADY", "SOPHISTICATED LADY",
Defendant.
PLAINTIFF'S MOTION TO COMPEL DEFENDANT TO HAVE PLAINTIFF'S BABY
TO THE HONORABLE JUDGE OF THIS COURT:
Introduction
I'm crazy for this little lady
I'm freaking for my little baby
'Cause she makes me feel good
She's so fine
Standard of Review
Don't need all my other ladies
I'm beggin' for this little lady
'Cause I tell you she's cool
She's divine
Argument
1. Defendant is a Super Lady and Plaintiff is relatedly weak and has gone hazy
I know she's a super lady
I'm weak and I've gone hazy yeah
2. Defendant is chic, sophisticated, and fine, but not shady, and makes Plaintiff feel good
I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady yeah
Sophisticated lady
And she makes me feel good
She's so fine
Prayer for Relief
Never knew there was such a lady
That would make me want to straighten
Out my life at this time but I find
I'm thinkin' 'bout this pretty lady
I would love for her to have my baby
'Cause you know she's no fool
She's refined
Background
1. Restatement of Facts for Judicial Notice
I know she's a super lady
I'm weak and I've gone hazy yeah
2. Defendant is chic, sophisticated, and fine, but not shady, and makes Plaintiff feel good
I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady yeah
Sophisticated lady
And she makes me feel good
She's so fine
3. Defendant blows Plaintiff's mind, continually, and makes Plaintiff feel good, which is as a real woman should, and belongs to Plaintiff
Yeah
Don't you know she blows my mind
All the time
'Cause she makes me feel good
Like a real woman should
Yeah
She's so mine
Yeah
Prayer for Continuance
I'm weak and I've gone hazy yeah
Restatement of Argument
I'm crazy for that lady
She's chic but she's not shady yeah
Sophisticated lady
And she makes me feel good
And she makes me feel good
And she makes me feel good
She's so fine
Conclusion
Yeah
Don't you know she blows my mind
All the time
And she makes me feel good
Like a real woman should
Yeah
All the time
Yeah
Yeah Yeah Yeah Yeah
posted by Mr. Arkadin at 5:13 PM
2 Comments:
So did you write this, or is there someone else I can accuse of having too much time on their hands?
It's funny. I like it.
No, this was my fault. In truth, it was something I thought of to create a post without actually having to write much. I'm thinking about another one.
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